how about some more edge?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
What's better than winning gold at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded!
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
What caused the little boy to drop his ice cream in the middle of the street? A truck hit him.
Why did little Timmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy!
I want to die like my Timmy died. Peacefully in his sleep. Unlike the passengers in his car.
What's sad about 4 people and a Mercedes driving off a cliff? They were my friends.
How do you make a cat go "woof"? Pour gasoline all over it and light a match.
What goes "Ha ha ha!" *thud*? Someone laughing their head off.
Have you seen the documentary about people with rabies? I just saw the trailer.
I know a friend who has M.S., so I helped him clean it up.
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how about some more
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A. Ask your mother.
Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist? A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A. Wiped his aSS.
Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q. What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? A. Spitting: swallowing and gargling
Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb.
Q. When is a pixie not a pixie? A. When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin.'
Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Q. What do you call a smart blonde? A. A golden retriever.
Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A. A mechanic!
Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!
Q. How can you tell which is the head nurse? A. The one with the dirty knees.
Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade:Who has the bigges boobs? A. The blonde, because she's 18.
Q. The three words most hated by men during sex? A. "Are you In?" or "Is It In?"
Q. Three words women hate to hear when having sex A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint? A. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy.
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you take it off you wonder where her boobs went..
Q: What's the leading cause of death among lesbians? A: Hair balls.
Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey? A: Because Kermit loves sweet and sour pork.
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